1-800-ICA-PERV


[Girl walks into room, looks in mirror, sees guy watching her with binoculars in tree outside her window]

Announcer: Are you hot?

(Girl makes "No duh" face and "Vanna White presents" herself)

Announcer: And are you tired of men spying on you?

(Girl puts hands on waist and nods head)

Announcer: Well, now there's help!

[Zoom in on girl's face, Girl's cocks head to side with puzzled look on face]
[Still frame of guy in tree with binoculars, has "X" over his face]

Announcer: Just call [numbers appear on screen as spoken] 1-800-ICA-PERV from any touch-tone phone.

[Shot of old Lady using rotary phone]

Announcer: Whoa, Gramma (Gramma looks at camera) you need a touch-tone phone.  Besides, nobody would want to spy on you. 
(Gramma hangs head)

[Outside shot of guy in tree, guy looks down, surprised]
[Shot from perspective of guy in tree, sees Big Guy on ground with a hose]

Announcer: We'll send someone over right away, and they'll take it personal...

[Shot from ground, Big Guy blasts dummy of guy out of tree with hose, runs toward dummy]

Announcer:...Real personal.

[Shot of guy on ground, Big Guy starts kicking him]
[Shot inside house, of behind Girl, Girl is laughing, turns around, laughing]

Girl: Thanks to 1-800-ICA-PERV, I can change without worrying about anyone watching me. (Reaches for bottom of shirt, looks 
at camera) You're not filming this, are you?

Camera Guy: Oh, of course not.

(Girls lifts shirt just past navel, looks at camera man)

Girl: (Confused, angry) Hey, what's that flashing red light?

Camera Guy: Uh...

Girl: You sicko! (Picks up phone, starts dialing)

(Camera Guy runs down stairs, opens door, is greeted by Big Guy with 1-800-ICA-PERV shirt on, gets punched and camera falls, 
showing Camera Guy getting beaten)

Announcer: [Logo pops up on screen] 1-800-ICA-PERV, we take it personal, real personal.

[Fade to black]